Get back at people

We all get annoyed by people at times and want our own revenge, but we don’t want to end up spending the night in a cell . Here’s my guide to ways to get back at people legally and effectively.

 

• Put something that smell’s bad in there deoderent
• Run a cold tap when there in the shower
• Put salt in there drinks (make it either very noticable or a small amount, not imbetween, as they may not realise its there and i toculd be enugh to harm them)
• Offer to get them food but get them the wrong thing or a small amount of the right thing (make sure there paying)
• If they ask you to fetch them a painkiller give them a vitamin pill (getone that looks like a pain killer pill)(Make sure they are not alergic to it)

More coming soon…

Casino’s increase oxygen leveles to get you to stay awake longer

There is a small myth that casino’s make the oxygen content larger in order to keep you more awake. This is a common untrue myth, although keeping it nice and cool would help keep people alert, maybe that is what was meant my the myth.

What would happen if you jumped just before a falling lift hit the ground?

This is a commonly asked question. Firstly i would like to point out that lift’s these days are just too strong to fall unless in exceptional circumstances. Simple answer: it doesn’t work because you can’t jump fast enough to counteract the speed that the elevator is falling. So unfortunately you probably would die a very strange death, although not as strange as dieing from tea-cosy related injuries (True fact, several people die of that a year)